Mindy: Oh my god Casey!
Casey: What?
Mindy: Your penis just knocked off my glasses!
Casey: Sorry, that's tent living you know?

You're too high maintenace. In Haiti you're not going to be able to have your Jimmy Choos and Wally Wongs and what have you's.


Mindy: Baby, you like your boobs between an A and a B?
Casey: Indecisive boobs are like my thing now you know?

I'm gonna gel up and put on my dragon shirt.


Morgan's not a vegan, he puts ground beef in his oatmeal.


Jeremy: What happened to the photo of your father?
Danny: That was my mother man!

Great to see you, but do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get these kids interested in Christianity? I had to tell them the apostles were the original One Direction and they barely bought it.


I cannot believe I considered converting to Christianity without thinking of the whole jewelry angle.

It's like Sons of Anarchy in here ok? And none of the young hot characters, just like, the old ones.

Casey: Why are you going to Hell?
Mindy: I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.

You sound pretty, like you lost weight.


Are you talking to God behind my back?

The Mindy Project Season 1 Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.


Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?