Enzo: You don't need pain to keep our connection alive. You are a witch, after all.
Bonnie: A witch who can't do magic.

I know this is a lot for you, Matty, but I miss my family. Don't worry, I won't get all weepy before the drinks arrive.


Hi, I'm Katherine, the bitch that will destroy your lives for all eternity.


Caroline and Bonnie are probably already rehearsing. You don't want to seem unprepared.


Alright professor, how do we get rid of the Queen of Hell?


Hey, are you part of my Uber pool?

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Damon: It's suicide, Stefan, and if you screw this up, we don't know what he'll do to Elena.
Stefan: I'm sorry Damon, but I have to do this.
Damon: I'm sorry, too, but I can't let anything happen to her, or you.

Enzo: Are you happy?
Bonnie: Right now? Yes, perfectly.
Enzo: Then why not forgive Stefan?
Bonnie: Do you really have to ask?

Damon: Sorry, Blondie, probably best if you don't know.
Caroline: Great, another Salvatore brother freezing me out.

Sorry, this place had the nearest holding cell.


Kai: Anything else?
Stefan: Damon.
Kai: Aww, that is so sweet, I'll be sure to tell him you were thinking of him when you died.

Yeah, well you get the idea. Crushed it, literal mic drop.


Vampire Diaries Quotes

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.