We can't send agents into terrorist cells if they can't survive a cocktail party.Miranda
8. Family Guy
What if God is a serial killer? He lowers the average lifespan of humans to 65.Peter
9. Madam Secretary
For crying out loud Bess, will you help me solve one damn problem that you've caused?!President Dalton
10. The Last Man on Earth
Erica: Phil. Why don't you take that comment, put it inside a bottle, and shove it up your butt?
Phil 2: What?
Erica: And then take that bottle back out, put it inside a bigger bottle, and shove that up your butt too.
11. The Leftovers
Let's face it Kevin. There are people who try to commit suicide for attention and then there are people who really wanna f*ckin' die. Like me and you.Patti
12. The Walking Dead
Good luck, dumbass.Glenn