The Chanels are back!
Or, as they like to put it...
We're back, idiot hookers!
Hey, it's their language, not mine. Although I'd like to claim it.
What do we know about Scream Queens Season 2?
Not a whole lot. We know it's set in a hospital, one that is owned by Dean Munsch!
The hospital is a teaching hospital, although very bizarre. Because what else would the Dean own?
The Chanels work for the Dean. Whether they're in medical school of some sort or just cleaning toilets (they were in the loony bin, after all) is unclear.
Zayday is Dean Munsch's partner, so she came out on top.
Hester? Well, we know she wears comfortable clothes and is at another location. Huh? We're stumped.
Speaking of clothes, the Chanels aren't really happy with their clothes, because they can't afford designer labels any longer.
Do their outfits in the promo look like the Softer Side of Sears to you? They just may be. Polyester and Pleather. Ewwww. Or, Aaaaaah. Hey, I'm poor.
There are a lot of new faces gracing Scream Queens this season. A lot more hot men, to be honest.
On the hot doctors roster we have John Stamos topping the list as series regular, Dr. Brock Holt. Oooh la la!
Taylor Lautner will be Dr. Cassidy Cascade, a hot doc with a strange medical condition. Um... Hm.
Then we have the super secret mystery roles that are being cast.
Among the stars for those roles (will they be patients??) will be Colton Haynes, Jerry O'Connell and Laura Bell Bundy!
Geez, right? Awesome casting!
It sounds like it's shaping up to be another groovy season, with the Chanels at the heart of it all.
Scream Queens returns Tuesday, September 20 on Fox. You can watch Scream Queens online to catch up before then!