Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.

Fargo: You can't let them take it, please.
Allison: Why not?
Fargo: Because Holly's still in there.

Fargo: My Office dropped into the bunker.
Larry: Evacuation protocols kicked in early.
Jack: Bad time for premature evacuation.

Fargo: I was in here playing laser tag in my body, the next thing I knew I was in you!
Jack: Never phrase it that way again.

Parrish: She said she didn't like to role play.
Fargo: Normally you play the part of an asshat.
Parrish: Touché

Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.

Hey you two look like Ghostbusters.

Jack: How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction.
Fargo: I can rig a delay that should buy you 12 seconds.

Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.

Holly: Really Doug, a dragon?
Fargo: You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
Holly: That doesn't change the fact their mythical, as in..mythical!
Fargo: Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered.

Allison: What is that?
Jo: I don't know.
Fargo: Cool! I love dragons!

Fargo: Gang way! [stabs flag in ground] First!
Zane: That's mature
Fargo: Douglas Fargo, first human being on Titan baby!
Grace: I don't think so, this says the atmosphere is oxegen rich.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.