No Marvin, nobody shrunk your shirts. Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home, and I am certain that nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller. Marvin, you're fat...fat, fat, fat!

Millie

Skills: Oh, damn. I thought you was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.

Millie: Can I ask you a question?
Mouth: What?
Millie: Do you never miss me?
Mouth: Of course.
Millie: Thanks, means a lot.

Millie: I know you Victoria, what do you want?
Victoria: Is that "I'm sorry" in coke whore land?

Millie: I never called Marvin!
Alex: Duh, Gisele. I thought you were mad at him.

Green is the new orange.

Millie

Victoria: You don't like me do you?
Millecent: No.
Victoria: Because you feel like I've mistreated you.
Millicent: No, because you're an evil bitch.

Mouth: Hi. I've been thinking about what you said earlier, and I get it. I wouldn't want to date you if you were sleeping with your boss either.
Millicent: Brooke?
Mouth: No, Victoria.
Millicent: Ew.
Mouth: I would totally date you if you were sleeping with Brooke.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.