Marissa: Ok, I don't want to sound self-serving here but I think it's a smart move for you to hire me.
Diane: Oh. Good to know. Thank you.
Marissa: No seriously, you need an assistant. I can do whatever you want around here and I'm not that expensive. What are you paying?
Diane: Why don't you just leave your resume, Marissa.
Marissa: I don't have one. I'm much better in person anyway. Look, just hire me for one day, just until you get someone better and I promise, you won't get someone better.