There's this video online of Maxine putting a popsicle up her lady hole.

Andy

Silas: When Nancy tells us to go to college, what do we do?
Shane: We buy hot tubs!
Silas: Free at last, my brother!

You guys fuck. I'll make eggs.

Husband

Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?

Andy

If you're trying to scare me Markus you're doing an excellent job of it.

Rosen

Gary: It's illegal to go that fast.
Bill: Yeah well, if you think that's illegal you watch this.

Cameron: I just worked my way backwards. I could kinda see it.
Rosen: Similar, but not the same.

Cameron: Nice car.
Nina: I borrowed it.

We're not in market research. Cover story.

Gary

The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying.

Claudia

[To Myka] Man, you're hot.

Pete

You know, I've never had a gay friend before. Which is weird, if you think about it I'm sort of fabulous, right? I mean, I guess there was Paquito at the institution, but he was one of Susan's personalities. So I don't think he really counts.

Claudia