Chop chop Tilda Skankton. You work retail, so work it.

Sadie

Right now was all about knowing each other. Every inch of each other.

enna

We live in the woods and half the campus are boycotting social media.

Britta

The world needs proof that young love does effing exist.

Britta

You know I can't see that garbage can without you.

Britta

Britta: Oh my god, you're tall IRL... and hot.
Matty: Thanks.

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My best friend had befriended my worst enemy. How did that happen?

Jenna

Is Jenna an uber driver for the summer. How trag.

Sadie

I don't want like to cook.

Lissa

Sadie: What are you doing here?
Sergio: Trying to build some business and thought you might want to see me.

I just love cotton candy so much. You could build a room with it.

Lissa

I was class president. What if I'm never president again, of anything.

Tamara

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna