Greg: I think he is going to figure it out.
Nathaniel: Hold on, anything could be happening up there.

Paula: Good morning, Dr. Roth.
Dr. Roth: It is before noon.

Josh: He had sex with a bush.
Greg: In my defense, it looked like a lady.

Let's go on a slide backwards!

Rebecca

I still get a very heavy period. It's like the Earth cracking open and a hot lava.

Paula

You have very powerful feelings for Greg ... and waterslides.

Dr. Akopian

I napped once, it was 1983.

Paula

Look at that guy. We were gym buddies and then I was busy being a nice person and then he jumped in there, and I mean in there literally.

Nathaniel

And FYI I have opinions and a brain, I know that makes me hard to love.

Maya

Well I am glad you’re happy, I really am. And it makes me happy too, it does.

Nathaniel

Greg: I stopped by to say hi, I missed you.
Rebecca: But we just hung out like an hour ago.
Greg: Exactly.

Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves if we are together.

Rebecca

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 4 Quotes

Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self but these are actual disorders people suffer from and you're treating it like you're just identity shopping.

Heather

Paula: If you don't wake up now and confess to everything, I am going to call Princeton and tell them to take back your degree.
Trent: Actually, I went to school in Boston.