Friends Season 1 Episode 13: "The One with the Boobies" Quotes
You're right! I mean- you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and- and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which
Rachel
had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Roger
Rachel: (Angry) What?
Chandler: (To Rachel) That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nippular area.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies.
If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after 20 year old boys or... I'll end up like my mom.
Chandler
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice? I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: (Illustrating) Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me.
Rachel: Tit for tat.
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my tat.
Ross: What were you doing seeing her boobies?
Chandler: It was an accident. It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts.
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing.
Chandler: Sorry, my thing was in there with me.
Phoebe: Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys. (Chandler laughs) So what's going on?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Ross: I dunno, there's just something about...
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: Yeah. Hate him.
Ross: We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?
All: ...No, we hate him.
Joey: I can't sleep with my underwear on.
Chandler: Well you're gonna!
(To his father on sleeping with his girlfriend) I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend. Now go to my room!
Joey
