Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes

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• Added: February 15, 2012

Honesty. Respect. Dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Rachel's dad

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Three of us are in glee club, so we pretty much sing to gay people all the time.

Sam

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• Added: February 14, 2012

I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.

Santana

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

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• Added: February 14, 2012

No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Rachel's Dad

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• Added: February 14, 2012

No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.

Sugar

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• Added: February 14, 2012

Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.

Sugar

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• Added: February 14, 2012