Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 3 Episode 2: "I Am a Tree" Quotes
"I'm proud of you all. You make me proud. You reflect on me well. Grey, if you think you can keep your clothes on long enough to follow up the labs I will appreciate it."
MIRANDA
DEREK: "Okay Benjamin, Dr. Yang, as pinched and annoyed as she might be, is going to prep you for surgery today. Have you any questions for me?"
BENJAMIN: "Is that blonde your girlfriend? 'Cause the way you keep looking at her, you might as well just mount her right here, right now." [pauses as Derek tries not to laugh] "I'm sorry, was I rude?"
CRISTINA: Benjamin O'Leary, 32, in for the removal of a brain tumor that's pressing on his temporal frontal lobe. Clearly it's effecting his impulse control.
BENJAMIN: It makes me say everything I think. Which apparently is annoying. This doctor looks annoyed anyway. Although it's hard to tell cause she always has a pinched uptight look on her face. Am I annoying you?
CRISTINA: It's fine
RUTHI: You can't say it's fine. He doesn't preseve sarcasm or irony. If he's annoying you, you have to tell him.
BENJAMIN: Maybe I'm not annoying her Ruthi.
CRISTINA: No, you are.
MIRANDA: Doctor Yang!
CRISTINA: He asked!
CRISTINA: Oh you're one to talk. Sleeping with 2 men.
MEREDITH: Wrong. Not sleeping with either one of them. Not until I pick one. If I haven't made a decision by the end of the day, I'm flipping a coin. A girl can only hold out for so long.
CRISTINA: And somehow I'm the dirty stripper? Huh?!
MIRANDA: You two have time to round or are you too busy getting naked on hospital property?
CRISTINA: I wasn't naked. I wasn't naked!
MEREDITH: It's not Tyler's fault you're a dirty, dirty stripper.
CRISTINA: You heard?
MEREDITH: Everyone heard. Stripper.
