You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.

Penny

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Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.

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Winter is coming.

Brad

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I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.

Max

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Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.

Max

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Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."

Brad

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Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.

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