Linda: As much as I tried to tell myself otherwise, I knew that what we were doing was going to hurt her, and I did it anyway. That's how much I wanted to be with you Amendadiel. Look, you've made me happier than I've been in a long, long time, but I was being selfish. Maze is my friend. I can't be with you anymore, not when it does this to her.
Amenadiel: You know, it's not fair for her to take this away from us.

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Linda: Selfish? Selfish?! All I do is listen to your problems, everyone's problems, so yeah, for once I put myself first and did what makes me happy so sue me or torture me or better yet, why don't you just skewer me with one of your knives! But before you do, know that this wasn't some fling, that what Amenadiel and I found was completely unexpected but 100% real.
Maze: But you were my friend.

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Maze: Linda. This is Todd, your date. [pushes a guy toward Linda]
Todd: This is blue lobelia. Native Americans use them to treat constipation.
Linda: Uh...thank you?

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Trixie: Mommy says that sometimes people are just scared to tell the truth. Maybe they need a little help.
Maze: That's not a bad idea, Trix. Helping people tell the truth is kinda my thing.

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Amenadiel: I would do anything for you. What? Is that too sappy?
Linda: [shakes her head no]

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Chloe: I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.
Lucifer: Yes, and with their boobs. Like after you did Hot Tub High School, Detective.

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