I'm worried that humans are rubbing off on you. Stop caring. You're the Devil.

Maze

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• Added: January 25, 2016

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer

• Permalink: I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.
• Added: January 25, 2016

Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?

Chloe

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• Added: January 25, 2016

Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.

Lucifer

• Permalink: Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.
• Added: January 25, 2016

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

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• Added: January 25, 2016

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?

• Permalink: Thank you. Thank you.
• Added: January 25, 2016