Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Quotes
Chloe: What am I going to do with you?
Lucifer: I can think of a few things, but I might need to stretch first.
Seems mom might not be a lying sack of savagery after all.
When exactly did you surrender your manhood?
Is this thing on?
Ella: I've seem some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.
Lucifer: Dan doesn't count.
Abandon the child in its time of need, and it won't trust you in the future. Is that what you want, Detective Decker?
You know, when you made that face you looked a bit like that doll.
Trixie: I was just trying to give Tammy Twinkletoes a makeover.
Dan: Honey, you popped out her eye.
I'm traumatized for eternity now. Thank you very much for that.
Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, mother.
Charlotte: I know how suspicious and untrusting you are.
Lucifer: You don't know anything about me.
Not anymore, unfortunately. Now, I'm just stuck in this stinky human with the exceptional ass.
Charlotte
