Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 1 Episode 4: "Six Paintings, One Frame" Quotes
Suddenly Thomas Magnum has art knowledge. Surely, it's a sign of the apocalypse. Perhaps I should pray.
Higgins
James, Magnum is many things, an uncultured man child, a lazy freeloader, a terrible driver, but he is not a thief, and he is definitely not a killer.
Higgins
I don't know you Magnum, so I don't know how dumb you are. What I do know is that every P.I. I've ever met is a bottom feeder that can't be trusted.
Katsumoto
One of the great things about being a private investigator is you don't need a warrant, just a firm and unyielding desire to catch a killer.
Magnum
Rick: Is that Allie? Hey, girl!
Allie: Don't call me girl unless you want me to call you Orville.
TC: Ooooh. Burn.
Tell me again what you want me to do? I wasn't listening before.
Rick
When it comes to art, I'm more of a Dogs Play Poker kind of guy.
Magnum