I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Phil

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• Added: April 29, 2010

He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road. Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it.

Frank

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• Added: April 29, 2010

Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?

Manny

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• Added: April 28, 2010

Phil: Dad, what's up?
Frank: Nothing, but these boxers are starting to ride high.
Phil: I'm in no mood for jokes... although that was a good one. You still got it.

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• Added: April 28, 2010