Schmidt: Come on Gina, give me a shot at red potatoes.
Gina: No way cause I need ya. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had. You are the ass to my horse and I'm gonna keep you right here, right by my side where I can find ya, forever.

• Permalink: No way cause I need ya. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had.
• Added: January 13, 2015

You got girl trouble, get a crystal!

Winston

• Permalink: You got girl trouble, get a crystal!
• Added: January 13, 2015

Eat glass and die you tramp!

Mrs. Roz

• Permalink: Eat glass and die you tramp!
• Added: January 13, 2015

If you died, I'd be lost!

Nick

• Permalink: If you died, I'd be lost!
• Added: January 13, 2015

Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.

• Permalink: Very much so.
• Added: January 13, 2015