All I want is the promise of democracy.

Leslie

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• Added: November 14, 2013

Sir, I formally retract my hug.

Chris

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Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.

Ben

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• Added: November 14, 2013

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

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Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!

Tom

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Donna: Oh my God, you are such a sore loser.
Ron: I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious.

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The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.

Leslie

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• Added: November 14, 2013

I’m going to murder you a thousand times!

April

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