RuPaul: My queen, is there anything you’d like to say?
Shea Coulee: My name is Shea Coulee and I didn’t come to slay … I came to win!

Shea Coulee: Juju, go over there and tickle the hole.
Jujubee: No!
[A face appears at the hole]
Shea Coulee: What is that? Did you see that?!
Jujubee: White girl, go first! [Pushes Miz Cracker]
Miz Cracker: Why me?
Jujubee: Have you ever seen scary movies?!

There was no campaigning. I’m confused about that. There was no campaigning!

Mayhem Miller

Todrick Hall: Do you have any questions, Jujubee?
Jujubee: What are the feet doing?
Todrick Hall: At what part?
Jujubee: All of it.
[Todrick falls to floor laughing]
Jujubee: I’m sorry!
Todrick Hall: He said all of it!

Jujubee: Ross, I’m so glad you’re here tonight. People don’t know that you wrote a book.
Ross Mathews: Mhmmm.
Jujubee: Oh sorry, wait wait wait. Blair, so a book is a whole bunch of pages with words.
[Everyone laughs]

It’s kinda embarrassing to tell your therapist that rose petals are one of your triggers.
[Everyone laughs]

Shea Coulee

Miz Cracker: There’s this stereotype that drag queens have to be like beautiful in their makeup and glamorous and everything. But this is not necessarily true. Look a Juju! Look at her!
[Everyone laughs]
Miz Cracker: What was I saying? Oh right, humility and love.
[Everyone laughs]

I’ve been telling these girls from the beginning, like let’s just be nice to each other tonight. But I guess I’m like Shea Coulee’s music because no one listens to me. You know what I’m saying?
[Everyone laughs]

Miz Cracker

[Playing with Shea Coulee’s lipstick] Can you imagine? You want me to do it. You’re like secretly you want me to do it.

Miz Cracker

Shea Coulee: In your opinion, who do you think remaining here is the weakest?
[Blair turns to look at Alexis Mateo talking with Miz Cracker]
Shea Coulee: Didn’t have to say a word.

Miz Cracker: For me, based on the report card, we have two ladies that have won challenges; one with twice. And if I’m going by the report card, it would have been Alexis and Blair in the bottom.
Blair St. Clair: [In confessional] Oh, so that’s the game we’re playing? You’re just going to throw your friend under the bus?! If I was questioning my friendship with Cracker before, I’m absolutely questioning it now.

Jujubee: I know you bitches are conspiring against me.
Shea Coulee: No, that dress is conspiring against you!
[They all laugh]

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 5 Quotes

Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!

Jujubee