The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 17: "The Precious Fragmentation" Quotes
I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club! Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's g-string!
Raj [to Howard while on the phone with his mother]
Leonard: You want to talk endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City.
Raj: Dude, there's six seasons.
Leonard: Oh crap.
Wolowitz: How's it feel to get beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It's not the first time. I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero. If only I'd had the presence of mind to absorb her. Then I'd have a mole with hair in it, instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.
Leonard: It should go back to Peter Jackson. He made the movies; it belongs to him.
Wolowitz: Fine, he can have it back -- as long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie.
Raj: There are no Jewish hobbits.
Wolowitz: Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashana.
Okay, I'm just to go home and make a grilled cheese sandwich and window shop on eHarmony.
Penny
Here's Mr. T's head on Spock's body. I pity the fool that is illogical.
Leonard
Penny: Who's Adam West?
Sheldon: Who's Adam West!? Leonard, what do you talk about after the coitus?
Wolowitz: My guess is "four minutes, a new record!"
