What's he gonna do, punch it?

Melissa

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• Added: November 08, 2015

Erica: My sister had kids and it turned her nether regions into a real war zone. Her boobs were like coin purses.
Carol: Well, who doesn't love a good coin purse? Put it in your hand and feel all those coins, just feel richer and richer the more you squeeze?

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Todd: Careful.
Phil: Careful is my middle name, bro. Just kidding, it's Tandy.

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Phil: We'll get a little power in this tower. A little wattage in this cottage.
Todd: A little sizzle in the hizzle.

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Carol: It's so nice to see the two of you fisting each other again.
Phil: Oh. Yeah, yeah...
Carol: You keep this up, pretty soon you'll be fisting the entire community.
Phil: Hope to.

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Phil: Phil's not the only one around here with skills to pay the bills.
Carol: You're gonna pay the bills with your skill-set?
Phil: I'm gonna try!

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I thought he was gonna take his pants off...

Gail

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• Added: November 08, 2015