I realize that I've been on one adult date in my life and I am not at the place where I should be giving advice on relationships but, this is a bad idea.

Peter

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Lisa: You shouldn't be allowed to tell anyone when you do something good.
Peter: Exactly, I have been saying that for so long. Like there's this charity that I just started giving money to, it's for um...I'm not gonna tell you. It's Jump Ropes For Fat Kids! Feels good to get it out.

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• Added: April 29, 2014

I don't roll G rated. I'm hard R son!

Peter

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• Added: April 29, 2014

Man caves are for such whipped losers.

Peter

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• Added: April 29, 2014

I'm not drunk officer. I am under the influence of drugs, so the jokes on you this time.

Mindy

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• Added: April 29, 2014