The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 9: "How to Lose a Mom in Ten Days" Quotes
You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.
Danny
I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
Mindy
I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.
Morgan
The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.
Peter
Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.
Morgan
Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?
We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.
Danny
If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."
Mindy
But remember, the bathroom door can't block God's eyes.
Annette