Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

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• Added: May 01, 2014

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

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• Added: May 01, 2014

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Damon

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• Added: May 01, 2014

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

Jeremy

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• Added: May 01, 2014

We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?

Bonnie

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• Added: May 01, 2014

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

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• Added: May 01, 2014

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

Caroline

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• Added: May 01, 2014

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Damon

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• Added: May 01, 2014