Will: How did it go?
Jack: I've never been so humiliated without specifically asking for it.

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Jack: No, I can't. I can't be around her when she's grieving. That scares me.
Will: You just told a church full of Catholics that you and Rosie remained pure until you presented your flower to each other on your wedding night. You can do anything.

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Nice detective work. You put the Nancy in Nancy Drew.

Will

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Karen: Jack, where the hell are those books of magic spells?
Jack: Crap, I forgot to put out the bibles?

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Rosario and I were once husband and wife. I loved her as much as a gay man forced to marry a woman to get her green card could.

Jack

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Sorry I'm late but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Karen

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