Natalia: Ah, what is wrong with Julia Roberts?
Cristela: She is very, very sick.
Natalia: But she is a steel magnolia. I know she will pull through.
Cristela: Well, if she had Jackie Chan's tuxedo, she might pull through.


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Cristela Season 1 Episode 13: "Mexican Mona Lisa"
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Cristela Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

You know my rule. I only go to the doctor when there are three things wrong, that way it's worth it.

Natalia [to Daniela]

I'm just saying, in my village, being a tattletale is how people disappear.

Natalia [to Daniela]