New Girl Reviews

New Girl Review: The Caboose of Life

New Girl Review: The Caboose of Life

This week on New Girl, Jess hired Coach to work at her school... only to be forced to turn around and fire him. Did their friendship survive? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Snore-a Ephron

New Girl Review: Snore-a Ephron

This week on New Girl, Jess and Nick moved in together to prove the seriousness of their relationship. But did their actual relationship survive it? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Sister, Sister

New Girl Review: Sister, Sister

This week on New Girl, Jess's sister Abby made even more trouble. But did a threat from Jess make her clean up her act? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Night Lunch

New Girl Review: Night Lunch

This week on New Girl, Jess's "bad girl" older sister came to stay. But did her antics throw a wrench in Jess and Nick's relationship? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Let's Go Crazy

New Girl Review: Let's Go Crazy

This week on New Girl, Jess and Cece are invited to a party at Prince's house! Will the Purple One solve everyone's relationship problems? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Cake Patrol

New Girl Review: Cake Patrol

This week on New Girl, Nick planned a killer surprise party for Jess. But did his plans to keep it a secret from Jess backfire? Or were they even plans at all? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Vitamin D

New Girl Review: Vitamin D

This week on New Girl, Jess's scheme to get closer to Coach backfires and drives a wedge into her relationship with Nick. Can they bounce back? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Alge-Bio-Civics

New Girl Review: Alge-Bio-Civics

This week on New Girl, Jess has 20 minutes to decide whether to take a new job or keep teaching. Will she keep molding the minds of LA's youth? Or move on to greener pastures?
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New Girl Review: Mountain Man

New Girl Review: Mountain Man

This week on New Girl, a camping trip got complicated when Nick demanded the gang hunt their own food. But did he bite off more than he could chew?
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New Girl Review: Gun It

New Girl Review: Gun It

This week on New Girl, Schmidt lost it when Coach asked Cece out on a date. But was that just the beginning of his problems? Find out in our review.
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New Girl Review: Nanny Cam

New Girl Review: Nanny Cam

This week on New Girl, some Chinese food menus led Jess, Nick and Coach to reconsider their lives and Winston to get lock-jaw. Did any of them recover? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Bunny Money

New Girl Review: Bunny Money

This week on New Girl, Coach's return knocked everyone for a loop. Were Jess and Nick able to right their relationship? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: "The Truman Show" Show

New Girl Review: "The Truman Show" Show

This week on New Girl, the gang attempted to raise Schmidt's spirits by posing as Michael Keaton. What could possibly go wrong? Find out what went wrong in our review!
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New Girl Review: Cat Bachelor Party

New Girl Review: Cat Bachelor Party

This week on New Girl, Schmidt went to great lengths to attempt to break Nick and Jess up. Did he succeed? Or is he still just the loneliest guy in the loft? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: About Schmidt

New Girl Review: About Schmidt

This week on New Girl, Schmidt's two-timing is finally discovered. Did everyone settle things like adults? Or was there a pie fight? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Suzuki Sinclair

New Girl Review: Suzuki Sinclair

This week on New Girl, Jess faced some peer pressure from the other teachers at her new school. Did Nick help Jess stay true to herself? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Paradise Nick

New Girl Review: Paradise Nick

On the season 3 premiere of New Girl, Jess and Nick head down Mexico way to get away from it all. But did their trip to paradise turn into a totally serious predicament? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Speak Now

New Girl Review: Speak Now

This week on New Girl, Cece's wedding day finally arrived. But by the time it was over, which couples were left standing? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Frogetaboutit

New Girl Review: Frogetaboutit

This week on New Girl, a visit from Jess's dad (Rob Reiner) made her budding relationship with Nick a lot more complicated. Did her dad ruin everything? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: The Archduke

New Girl Review: The Archduke

This week on New Girl, the gang reminisced about their first times. But are those first times still impacting their lives? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Review: Big Guy

New Girl Review: Big Guy

This week on New Girl, Jess threw a bachelorette party to celebrate Cece's upcoming wedding. But was Cece up for the festivities? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick