Selina is heading to Iowa with her new slogan but lands at the wrong airport. No bueno!

Selina hires Kevin Quinn to be her campaign manager but discovers he's the wrong guy upon his arrival.

Jonah married his step-sister who he declares is smokin' hot.

Selina meets with Mayor Bisquit and sneaks him a piece of chocolate that Gary tries to give her. Later it's revealed the mayor is in a coma.

Selina cannot put into words why she wants to be president, so she asks everyone else why they might want to be. Amy wants to nuke America, and Gary wants to win to give it to her, of course.

Amy and Dan are all over the place as she tries to decide if she's keeping their baby or aborting it, but the more ridiculous Dan gets, the less likely Amy is going to be to have their kid.

Selina and Gary, though, think Amy is a bulemic.

The whole gang heads back to Iowa with the intent of throwing her hat into the ring, but she never paid her bills from the last time she ran for president, and her venue is a mess.

The gang is quite pleased to hear about a mass shooting answering all of Selina's prayers so she doesn't have to announce after all.

But Selina's discussion with the press is going so well after she steals the non-paid vendor's words to chat with them that she announces after all. It turns out it's those who want least to work with Selina who have the best ideas about the presidency. She's still not paying him, though.

Meanwhile, Jonah's numbers are rising as he digs holes for himself with his stepsister, his stepdad and myriad other issues.