Barney: So I explained to her, I said Madelin, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension Ted: Every international conflict? Barney: Every single one, dude Ted: So the crisis in the middle east could be solved by? Barney: Gaza Strippers. Next. Ted: Apartheid? Barney: Apart Thighs? What else you got? Ted: Cold war. Barney: Ms. Gorbachev, Take Down Those Pants