Brooke Davis Quotes
Brooke: Did you seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise you it will be the second most exhilarating 45 seconds of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if you weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are you drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: You want dramatic? There's a carving knife here I'm not afraid to use.
Just because your son is in love with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. By the way, I like my towels.
What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Mrs. Baker: Do you know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?
Mrs. Baker: You can't control mother nature.
Brooke: Or Mother Baker.
