Sometimes our relationship seems so simple and easy... but lately it just seems like a mess. And there are days when I would like to dive into that mess.

Brooke: Mother, you're glowing. In fact, you've been glowing for days. It's getting weird.
Victoria: I suppose it's because I've taken a lover.

I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown.

Brooke: Do you think this has been easy for me?
Julian: How would I know, Brooke? You never talk to me about it?

You told me you wanna save her, like you couldn't save your mom. What am I supposed to do with that?

Julian: I don't need kids to make me happy. I just need you, Brooke Davis.
Brooke: What did I do to deserve you?

This is all Alex's influence! That bitch has been a pain in my pilates perfect butt since she rolled in here from rehab and landed here.

I am fluent in boy and I'm pretty sure that "what's the rush?" doesn't mean "let's have a baby now."

I think I'm pregnant... I'm freaking out.

I really need a huge Haley heart-to-heart right now.

Julian: I'm not a guys' guy. I don't have homies.
Brooke: I don't think anyone has had homies since 1989.

Brooke: Alex "my butt is the size of a cumquat" Dupree... She's so manipulative and materialistic and self-serving, and naked and...
Chase: Brookish?

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.