Heather: I have news.
Rebecca: Is it that you’re getting us a new vibrator? Because the old one is on its last legs.
Heather: You don’t still use my vibrator.
Rebecca: No I don’t.

Brendan doesn’t sell drugs anymore which is kind of a bummer because he was my weed guy.

Scott

Paula: I used to think she was his OTP.
Scott: Over The Pants?
Paula: One True Pairing

Rebecca: Have you considered owning a condo?
AJ: No way. I don’t even know what a condo is.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Heather: I have news.
Rebecca: Is it that you’re getting us a new vibrator? Because the old one is on its last legs.
Heather: You don’t still use my vibrator.
Rebecca: No I don’t.

Brendan doesn’t sell drugs anymore which is kind of a bummer because he was my weed guy.

Scott