Eureka Quotes
Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.
Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.
Don't worry, you'll un-Beeker in a day or two.
Zane
Jack: Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy. So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way maybe......
Andy: Kick'em to the curb?
Jack: Glad we understand each other.
Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.
You need anything? Beer? A Hug?
Zane
Zane: The DoD says to take your balls and go home Major.
Major: So it does.
I vote we stop it, lots of buttons! Lots of buttons!
Jack
Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!
Henry: You might want to keep your hands in your pockets
Jack: Great safety tip
Jack: I'm moving balls with my mind!
Henry: There has to be a better way to say that, but yes.
Fargo: You can't let them take it, please.
Allison: Why not?
Fargo: Because Holly's still in there.
