You prove it. That's your job.

Joe [to Gibbs]

You've seen war. How many people have you told about the worst of it?

Joe [to Gibbs]

The medal stays where it is so I have leverage.

Joe [to McGee]

The admiral needs to read a book on Fung Shui.


I'm not going to say a damn thing until I get a root beer.


Bishop: We got a dead body?
Gibbs: I don't know what we got.

I'd say we were throwing out some good old-fashioned blarney.


Jimmy: Now what?
Max: Now you cut him open.

Man, that is commitment.


Stock: It's too early to be calling them hostages yet.
Gibbs: I don't care what you call them. I just want to get them out alive.

The only thing that's getting buried here is you two if you don't shut up.

Max [to Kasie and Jimmy]

Work fast. I hear Torres has a parade to get to.


NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

Gibbs: Where are you, DiNozzo?
Tony: What do you mean? I'm right here, where I always am.
Gibbs: Well then let me ask you something. Is that what you want?
Tony: Do I want to be here? Yeah. I wouldn't be, if it wasn't what I wanted.
Gibbs: Years ago you had a shot at your own team. You turned it down.
Tony: Yeah that was my decision.
Gibbs: You want to be a leader, or not?
Tony: You mean do I want to be you?
Gibbs: The day I joined all I had was a reason. Things change. Reason stays the same. It's always with me. Never leaves.
Tony: Shannon and Kelly.
Gibbs: Either you got a reason or you don't.