Chad: Who lives here?
Margot: My guess? Jeremiah Johnson?

You have a Beltway day.


Torres: Bishop and Kasie decided to sing "Islands in the Stream."
Jack: I didn't know that bar had karaoke.
Bishop: It didn't.

Call me when you get a motive.

Gibbs [to Palmer]

Gibbs: So what are you doing, Toby?
Fornell: Don't touch that, Gibbs. They don't give those to just anybody.

Jonny: You got old.
Gibbs: Try wiser.

Ducky: Jethro, did you ever think you'd see that face again?
Gibbs: I hoped not.

Young Ducky: You're a man of few words.
Young Gibbs: I'll let you do all the talking.

I believe the operative phrase is "Just when you thought you were out ..."

Ducky [to Gibbs]

Gibbs: How do you feel about a drink?
Ducky: Depends. How do you feel about Scotch?
Gibbs: I prefer bourbon.
Ducky: Sold.

Palmer [to McGee]: How can you not know who Waldo is?
Gibbs: Who's Waldo?

I'm done with anniversaries.


NCIS Quotes

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott