You prove it. That's your job.

Joe [to Gibbs]

You've seen war. How many people have you told about the worst of it?

Joe [to Gibbs]

The medal stays where it is so I have leverage.

Joe [to McGee]

The admiral needs to read a book on Fung Shui.


I'm not going to say a damn thing until I get a root beer.


Bishop: We got a dead body?
Gibbs: I don't know what we got.

I'd say we were throwing out some good old-fashioned blarney.


Jimmy: Now what?
Max: Now you cut him open.

Man, that is commitment.


Stock: It's too early to be calling them hostages yet.
Gibbs: I don't care what you call them. I just want to get them out alive.

The only thing that's getting buried here is you two if you don't shut up.

Max [to Kasie and Jimmy]

Work fast. I hear Torres has a parade to get to.


NCIS Quotes

[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed but, it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.


I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott