Waste makes me angry and stupid waste makes me stupid angry.


Torres: I hate math.
McGee: But you love kicking down doors.

What kind of magic do you think I do down here?

Kasie [to Bishop]

Which bottom line kept you traveling around the parking lot twice?

Vance [to Geary]

I don't know how to do anything else.

Murphy [to Jack]

Ian: I was told this assistant M.E. position was for dead bodies.
Murphy: Sorry for being alive.

You didn't you to think of me like that, did you?

Palmer [to Gibbs]

Hey, did I mention [Murphy] blew up her ex-boyfriend?


Palmer: Did I mention I got 14 minutes of sleep last night?
Torres: Twice.

McGee: Boss, you're a member of the cut club?
Gibbs: Oh, hell no. But I wish you luck though.

Weeks: Thanks for not shooting me.
Gibbs: I probably would have missed.

My boys went down swinging.

Vance [to McGee]

NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?