Jimmy: Oh! Am I interrupting?
Gibbs: Nope. You’re right on time.
Jimmy: That’s unusual.

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So, were you crooked? Or just bad at your job?

Torres

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Sportelli: Ever wish you weren’t the boss, Gibbs? I thought I was getting a promotion. Instead I got everyone else’s problems.
Gibbs: Our job’s to fix ‘em.
Sportelli: Exactly. But what if we can’t?

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If you listen, the dead *will* speak.

Ducky

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Bishop [on a missing detective seen meeting a woman]: Is that… a booty call?!
Torres: Y’know, I could almost forgive that…

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Hey, Jimmy. Did I miss ‘Bring Your Pallet to Work’ Day?

McGee

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Look at that! It’s not just a pen, it’s a Frisbee!

Torres

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Well, some things never change. I’m nursing a hangover, and you’re studying

Cadence Darwin [to Ducky]

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