Shaun: You got a 70-inch flatscreen too.
Kenny: Uh, no. I borrowed yours. It makes no sense for us both to have one, right? Plus, the homies got to watch March Madness.

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We’ll just take the doorstop.

Aaron Glassman

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What are you doing tomorrow? I’m calling in sick.

Jared

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What would happen if people who needed our help thought they would be arrested?

Claire

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Do you want to be a comedian? People getting your jokes must be very important to you if you think it’s worth the risk of dying during elective surgery.

Shaun

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