Michael: As soon as you learned about the afterlife your motivation to be good was corrupted, so you can't earn points anymore. So sorry for eternally dooming you.
Janet: And that's our bad guys.

• Permalink: So sorry for eternally dooming you.
• Added: October 18, 2018

See ya in hell. You know what I just realized? I always say that when leaving a room, but right now it's accurate. I will literally see you in hell.

Eleanor

• Permalink: I will literally see you in hell.
• Added: October 18, 2018

The world is empty. There is no point to anything and you're just gonna die. So do whatever!

Chidi

• Permalink: The world is empty.
• Added: October 18, 2018

That's insane. But it's also like the eleventh most insane thing to happen today so who cares.

Eleanor

• Permalink: It's also like the eleventh most insane thing that's happened today.
• Added: October 18, 2018