Veep
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOVeep Quotes
Amy, you've got some vomit on your mustache.
Kent
It's funny that you sprinted around the whole deck just to run into me sight unseen.
Tom
Tom: You really should have been there. You know, it's one thing I've learned. In politics, a lot of the best stuff happens after hours.
Selina: Oh, is that so Captain Morgan? Thank you so much for man-telling me that.
Tom: I believe the word you're fumbling for is mansplaining.
Reporter: Thousands of women have joined #NotMe and said they have never dated you and never will.
Jonah: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE women.
What? How dare that smoothe shit sack cheat on his wife and risk his political future with someone who is not me?!
Selina
Selina: And Mike works with the internet now, right? Tell him we got a big scoop.
Ben: Texting him now.
Kent: I saw him at the sundae bar earlier struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.
Selina: Wow. This place has feminine symbolism spurtin' out of its dickhole.
Dan: Let's just hope it's the Columbia and not the Challenger.
Ben: Both exploded killing everyone on board.
Hey, Sweatpants! You can't just walk out. This isn't a Terrance Malick movie! Sit.
Amy
Ok. Leon. I'm still. I'm not sure about this part where it says I want to be president for ALL Americans. I mean, do I? ALL Americans?
Selina
Oh, and take out the stuff about immigration. I feel like it's a little too "issuey."
Selina
If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he'd still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.
Selina
Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn't get the point after the first wheelchair guy?
Selina
