What'cha got there? A new circular saw - just bought it! Four ...

J.D.: What'cha got there?
Janitor: A new circular saw - just bought it! Four horse-power, thirty-five hundred RPMs, titanium finger guard...
J.D.: Why would you need a saw in a hospital?
Janitor: Why would an old hen need a banjo?
J.D.: Why does an old hen need a banjo?


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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 19: "My Kingdom"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Woman: Hi! Can I buy you a drink?
Turk: No, I'm good. Thank you.
J.D.: You see that? You see that right there? That has never happened to me - a hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. Apple-tini please - easy on the tini.
Bartender: No problem, lady.

J.D.: Man! Ever since college, you always make everything seem so easy. No matter where you are, you always fit in. I dunno, I guess, I thought with this surgery elective, it might be nice not to feel like a total dork for once.
Turk: J.D., look at me. You are a dork.
J.D.: Not all the time!
Turk: Every second, since the moment I met you.

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