Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
Jake
There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.
Holt
It's probably just an empty white cube with a USB port for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.
Jake
Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"
Jake
Amy: The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Jake: The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died?
The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.
Jake
Amy: What was your worst date ever?
Jake: I think it's like a 50-way tie.
Permission to go to the bathroom?
Amy
Jake. Granted. First of three. Use them wisely.
I think I am...getting a text message. Bloop! There it is.
Holt
Chop-chop. There's plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.
Jake
Yes, 911? What's the safest way to set a car on fire?
Amy
Hey Santiago! Do you have any dietary restrictions that Medieval Times should know about?
Jake
