Anetra: I choose Marcia Marcia Marcia.
Marcia Marcia Marcia: Honor to be a duckling, baby!
RuPaul: Alright. Maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes?
[Everyone is gagged]

RuPaul: You have one more pick. Make it count.
Amethyst: Umm… Poppy.
Princess Poppy: Sorry losers!
RuPaul: Those words may haunt you.
[Everyone is shocked]
Mistress Isabelle Brooks: Oh trust, they will.

Aura Mayari: I live for the couple’s therapy right now!
Robin Fierce: Too bad we didn’t have this before. Maybe it would’ve worked.
[Everyone laughs]

Rest in peace to my hairline.

Jax

Luxx Noir London: It’s so pretty in here. Oh my god!
Irene Dubois: It’s very nice. It reminds me of your face.
Luxx Noir London: Ugh, thank you!
Irene Dubois: Brick. [Laughs]

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Aura Mayari: What happened?
Irene Dubois: She looked under my skirt and got hit with a secret.

Oww, my nose. [Head tilt]

Marcia Marcia Marcia

Irene Dubois: You are out of breath already!
Aura Mayari: Girl, I was doing too much.
Irene Dubois: You were doing the utmost!
[They all laugh]

There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.

Jorgeous

Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: I wasn’t gonna say nothing. Jasmine opened up the invitation and I told her, because no shade, the rest of the girls were having conversations about it, but not conversations with Jasmine. I’m not one of those kind of people…
Jasmine Kennedie: And thank you, Kornbread! You’re the only girl who would like talk to me…
Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: You still cut me off and I live for it. You ain’t change.
[All the queens cheer and laugh]
Jasmine Kennedie: You get me! I’m still learning. I’m still learning!

I gave you a call, and guess who didn’t fucking answer? You!

Daya Betty

Miss June. As short as your time was, maybe you should change your name to “February”?

Maddy Morphosis

RuPaul's Drag Race Quotes

Michelle: I love a conflicting pattern. Tonight... it’s a full-out war.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: There is the leg things with the crystal fringe and then we open the acid-wash shirt and there’s my giraffe, yes.
Monique: You said giraffe but I got brown cow.
Michelle: Girl, that’s a giraffe.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: Cow’s aint spotted like that. That’s a giraffe.
Monique: I saw it and I was like, “Ah, brown cow! Stunning!”
[Everyone laughs]

Miss Vanjie... Miss Vanjie... Miss... Vanjie!

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo