We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?

Oscar: Wait is this all part of your master plan?
Gabby: What do you mean?
Oscar: We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left?


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The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 12: "The Audit Couple"
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Oscar: Hey Gab, so where are we on the hugging situation?
Gabby: Well, since I want to murder you right now, the thought of touching you makes me sick.
Oscar: Wow it's like you never left.

Gabby: Hey Teddy you look great.
Teddy: Tell Diane that, she keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow.

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