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1. The Vampire Diaries
Dorian: How dumb do you think I am?
Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.
2. The Young Pope
Lenny: I will never get over my aversion to tourists.
Gutierrez: Why is that Holy Father?
Lenny: Because they are just passing through.
3. The Blacklist
I'd stand, but after all these years, I still get aroused when I close a deal.Red
Doesn't anyone die in Gotham anymore?Bullock
5. The Affair
Grieving Girl: What'd you do?
Alison: I had an affair. I wouldn't recommend it. It didn't turn out well.
6. NCIS: Los Angeles
A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'Hetty